What's included
Facilities
Every detail considered. Every comfort provided.
The Alchemy is equipped to the highest standard. Here's everything you'll find when you arrive.
The Bedroom
Designed to set the scene from the moment you walk in. A handmade king-size bed by Up Your Street sits at the heart of the room — solid, substantial, and built for everything. The boudoir canopy creates an intimate atmosphere, while stocks at the foot of the bed, discreet restraint points, and adjustable mood lighting ensure the space works as hard as you do. The exposed brick feature wall, sound dampening panels, and blackout blind make it equally exceptional for photography and film. A high-end spring mattress guarantees a deeply comfortable night's sleep — because after a long play session, you deserve nothing less.
- Handmade king-size bed with high-end spring mattress
- Boudoir canopy and stocks at the foot of the bed
- Restraint points and adjustable mood lighting
- Ceiling fan
- Blackout blind and sound dampening panels
- Exposed brick feature wall — ideal for photography
- Hair dryer, curlers, and straighteners
- Multiple power points throughout
- Dressing table and wardrobe
The Bathrooms
The Alchemy has two beautifully appointed bathrooms. The main bathroom is a statement in itself — a large walk-in shower comfortably sized for three or more, wrapped in a lush tropical rainforest aesthetic with stone-effect walls, trailing vines, and a rainfall shower head that turns a rinse into a ritual. The private ensuite off the master bedroom offers a more intimate shower experience with premium fixtures and fittings — perfect for freshening up without breaking the mood.
- Large walk-in rainfall shower — comfortably fits 3+
- Tropical rainforest aesthetic — stone-effect walls and trailing vines
- Private ensuite off the master bedroom
- Premium fixtures and fittings throughout
- Fluffy towels and robes provided
The Playroom
Immersive, considered, and built for pleasure. Every piece of furniture in the playroom is bespoke and handmade by our partner Up Your Street — crafted to make your sub comfortably uncomfortable. The St Andrew's Cross, spanking bench, and pleasure chair are complemented by a curated selection of impact toys, restraints, and gags. The space is cleaned thoroughly with body-safe products between every guest, so you can arrive and play with complete confidence.
- St Andrew's Cross
- Spanking bench
- Pleasure chair
- Curated impact toys, restraints, and gags
- All furniture bespoke by Up Your Street
- Cleaned with body-safe products between every guest
The Boudoir
Coming soon — and worth the wait. The Boudoir is where the kink lifestyle meets the romantic couples retreat, and where intimate gatherings become something truly extraordinary. Warm, dramatic, and entirely without intimidation, it's a space that welcomes everyone — from curious couples to established groups — and invites you to make it your own. At its heart is a 6ft 6" diameter round day bed, built for indulgence. A chaise lounge sits beneath a sweeping feature mural. A bespoke bondage dining table seats up to 8 guests. A ceiling-mounted attachment point opens the room to shibari, suspension, and sex swing play. Every piece of furniture is bespoke. The space is also designed with personal and professional photography and cinematography in mind — multiple shoot opportunities are woven into the room's design.
- 6ft 6" diameter round day bed
- Chaise lounge beneath a sweeping feature mural
- Bespoke bondage dining table — seats up to 8
- Ceiling-mounted shibari, suspension & sex swing point
- Smart TV
- Designed for personal and professional photo & film shoots
- All furniture bespoke — built for comfort and play
The Kitchen
A fully fitted self-catering kitchen with everything you need for a long weekend, a dinner party, or a midnight snack. Whether you're cooking for two or catering for a group, The Alchemy has you covered.
- Fully fitted self-catering kitchen
- Fridge and freezer
- Oven and hob
- Microwave
- Dishwasher
- Washing machine
- Full crockery, cutlery, and cookware
Enhance your stay
Extras
Add something special to your booking. Order via WhatsApp after reserving your dates.
Sparkles & Strawberries
Sparkling wine, prosecco, or champagne with fresh strawberries when in season. Chilled and ready on arrival.
From £20
Roses & Rosé
Scattered rose petals or a fresh bunch in a vase, paired with a chilled bottle of wine. Romance, sorted.
From £20
Luxury Hamper
A curated selection of treats, snacks, and drinks — perfect for settling in and indulging.
From £35
The Grazing Board
A stocked fridge with a generous selection of picky bits — build your own charcuterie board at your own pace. Ideal for day hires.
From £15pp
Wake Up Well
A stocked fridge with everything you need for a leisurely breakfast. Ready and waiting for overnight guests.
From £15pp per night
Bespoke Package
Something specific in mind? WhatsApp us and we'll make it happen.
POA
All extras are arranged via WhatsApp after booking. Prices are indicative — contact us for current rates.
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